Sunday, February 26, 2006

my trip to KORANGI ........ duh!!!! 8-B

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hey guys, missed mein huh??!!

mein bhi kya karta, itni khuwaari jo paileee hey mein ne.


Today, my mom asked me to drop My khaala, off to her own House, i.e. my MAMOO's house, n u know what???

their HOME is in KORANGI !!!!!!!!!

oh GAWD!!!!! not again, no no no no no no no no no!!!!!!!!!!!, i dont wanna drive to KORANGEEEEEEE :-S

CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!





now what, neechey utra, started the car, only to find out that Petrol is out, and the car has been OFF for 3 days in a row now, tried hard to get it started on CNG, and accomlished my tough mission in only 2 minutes :-D, yah yah, i know i m good with cars/ladies :-P


then, wiped the dash board, dusted the foot mats, waited for MAMA, Hira, and Khaala to come down, and after a long long long wait of 15 minutes, they came atlast, started the car, on the way toh M.A. Jinnah road, and guess what 8-O, MULLAH PARTY blocked the road, for their rallly, after a long long long khuwaari of half an hour, we finally touched the Shahra-e-faisal, and thru DHA ph2 -ext, to Korangee.


Shattered, borken, raped, screwed roads finally let us Enter Korangi.

Exactly at the point, the starting point of Korangeeeee Area, GRRRHH DDD GRDDDEE, PHEEEEESSSSHHHHHHH, cooooooool,, the TIRE punctured!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



NOW WHAT!!!!!!


Allah kee karni hui, puncture waala waheen tha, "Arey boss, tire badal doo, or puncture laga dena"

poor guy, changed my Tire himself, made the Punctures and cahrge 30/- only 8-D


Now to mamooo's place, "OYE JAAN, MAAMO Jaaan, kesey hein aap"
"beta, bonus per chal rahey hein, acha suno, abhi maami nahein hein, bhaag kar rasmallai le aao, 5-5, mein aur tum saath saath khaaiengey"

pour soul is Diabetic, but we did njoy rasmalais, not 5 offcourse, but 2 .:-D


and this is now when the story started. Boring Boring boring day, nothing to dooo. 1 hr, 2 hr, 3 hr, 4 hr, 5 hr

aur phir 9 baj gaye yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarr..

the smell of Mortien Coils burning
High Voulme of Star Plus
CHEE CHEE CHEE of ladies
irritatin voice coming from Water PUMP
tubelight blinking
Asif playing ringtones from his Mobile fone
Mosquitoes Buzzing in my ears
an army of mosquitoes eating my arms,
and a full battallion eating my easrs
and the civillians nesting on my Brown hair

and i bursted out

MAMA 8-X, kya yaheen marney ka program hey ????!!!!



and all the members stared me keh ISKO KYA HO GAYA, then Atlast, mom took her burka, and started getting ready, the best part og the trip was that keh, MAAMI gave me 8 family sized bottles of Apple Sidra 8oD
. raat ko 11:00 ghar pohncha, abhi 1:20, and i m feeling hell sleepy, baaki baad keh lye chod doo.














All i wanna say is,
I HATE THESE KINDA HECTIC Days.







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Monday, February 20, 2006

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what da helllll........ :-X

today, the very first day, i spent my whole damned doooooooomed 6 hours in LIBRARY 8-O

GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and i m still alive,

THE HEAT
THE SMELL OF PAPERS
THE SMELL OF SWEATY FASTIANs
THE SLOW SOUND OF A/Cs
LIBRARIAN KEY "QORMA" aur "keema" KEE KHUSBOOO
THE SMELL OF INK FROM MY PICASSO
AND MY WHOLE CLASS STANDING AT THE LIBRARY's DOOR, LAUGHING THEIR ASSES OFFF.

DAMN!!!!! GHOURI IN THE LIBRARY

how is this possible...??!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!


well...................... my dearooo frnds, this kinda disasters do Happen in life, yah, u shud be prepared for this any moment.
Mujh se pooocho doston, 1 paper mein FAIL honey keh baad, 1 withdraw karney keh baad, jab
courses repeat karney padein na toh aisa hee hota hey, my new semester RESOLUTION, kabhi koi assignment incomplete nahein dena, kabhi koi QUIZ bunk nahein karna, koi class miss nahein karni, this has been accomplished yet!!!!!!!, GOD knows, aagey kya hota hey.

will post LIbrary's Pictures soooooon, tum logon ko bhi toh pata chaley keh Library mein bethna kitna ZULMI hota hey.


as i sat down on cushioned seat, tht scene of 'MAIN HUN NA' kept on flying across my mind, in where Zahed Khan enters the library, with girls coming to "AARTHI-fy" him, leaving every one in intense confusion, keh AISA BHI HOTA HEY 8-O












































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Saturday, February 18, 2006

Riots in Pakistan

At this very moment, i bet, all of the readers know about the Blaspehmy act by Denmark and other countries, highly direspectfull in HUZOOR's pride.
The fire brought up in the Muslim world coz of this act, sometimes, confuses me up.

Why does it seem so, that each n every step is a planned one, they knew at the very first place, that this disrespectful act, wud result in riots in the muslim world, and these asses wud end up doing thier own damage.

What i want to say is that, peacefull demonstrations are fine, but whats the fuss with taking out rallys, ablazing cars, destroying buildings n stuff an killing your own people. yeh kahan likha hey keh aap apney hee bandon ka nuksaan kardo :-S

i was going thru Numaaish today, and the junction was fully jam packed, only becoz, the demonstrating WOMEN were standing there, with bill boards and banners in their hans, cursing European Countries.
Now anyone please tell me, ENGLAND ya America ne inka kya bigaad dya :-S
apni hee cars ko aag lagae
DENMARK ka kya bigad gaya
the DANISH products which are in stock in Markets, their friegn exchange is already sent to DENMARK, boycotting them will result in our own loss.
khair kya karsatkey hein, LOOTED a bank in Peshawar,

Wednesday, February 15, 2006

February 15 2006, anth MAZEY wala day :-D

alarm went ON at 6:30 am in the morning, "WHAT THE HECK, CAN"T EVEN SLEEP IN THIS CRUEL WORLD..... :-X"

i put off the alarm and lyed dead on ma bed again,

7:10 am 'AACHHOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, aahhhnn what time is it btw??

"OH SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, got late :-O" i rushed to the washroom, hurried with the toothbursh, got all the toothpaste over my kanduura, put on my last day clothes, khooob sara perfume :P, gaadi kee chaabi, and yeah, to the Parking area, only to find that Chowkidaar has not washed the car yet. " OYE, syed wali, sheeshey saaf kar, am running very latem jaldi kar"

I was in a hurry, coz its my daily routine, that whenever i take my car to UNI, i pick up Rowaid from the Balouch Pull at exact 7:45am.

and u guys must shud have watched my driving skills today,

yeah 1st gear >> 40
2nd >>> 60
3rd >> 100

Saddar to balouch pull in 12 minutes
record time.

and what was the result? Rowaid sahab wasnt there, kyun bhai, coz kal tyte waala phadda ho gaya tha, and hes still in his bharamz. And u dont even have the idea, how boring is it to drive 'ALONE' to FAST-bhains colony :-3


In the University
"Abey ghouri, too agaya, khuwaari hey aaj toh yaar, koi class hee nahein hogi"
"nahein yaar, obaid, u dont know, i m repeating ITC, aur meri class hey, 3rd slot"
"bore din hey yaar aajka"
"chal aik kaam kartey hein, meri class keh baad, WALL's Gola Ganda one sea view"
"jhakaas"


12:00pm
5 motey motey guys
me, Zubair, Bilaal, Muzammil and a patla dubla Fahad Akhtar
loaded into my car
and after a long, full of chit chat drive of 1.5 hrs, WALL's Parlour
tyte Gola Gandas, and Zubair goes "Abey yaar pait nahen bhara, aik aur loonga"


:-O
duhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!
Golay Gandey se pait nahein bahara :-S

*slaps of forehead*





aur is sab keh baad agar aik TE-HEL, sea view kee nahein maari, toh sab bekaar hey,
and we headed for sea View, only to find that a Govt. Grls school is out there on their picninc
with amost 2-300 grls


AHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! HEAVENSSS!!!!!! :-P



Bilal bhai wanted to do some JOCKEY stuff, aah not the UNDERGARMENTS Jockey, but the real JOCKEY, after a long bargain with the ghoda waala, bilal bhai handed a 50/- bill to him
and climbed the poor horsie.

GHODEY per GADHA!!!


Ghoda waala started Showing off!!!
"Arey mera ghoda toh eyh , yeh to woh....."

Bilaal called me, i said "WHAT?"
he asked me to tell the ghoda waala, the stats of HIS ghoda,
and i started

"Its not difficult, rather, easy for me. Its a thorough breded stallion, specially breded to pick up weight, aur pull weight eg. a cart or something.........and on n on n on"

Ghoda wala :" Arey tumhein nahein pata, aik GORA bhi hey merey saath, LANDAN se aya hey"
i said " YAH RIGHT!!"



Thodi see ladkian dekhi, pointed out some very lash ones, u dont find like those very often, not even in KGS or City school :oP



Phir kya, back to home,
this is the point when real shugal started,

A Honda Civic, fully loaded with Cute girls, yah, by cute i mean real CUTE, they were from CITY, their UNIFORMs told me :oP
their driver was sitting on the psngr seat, and a mere 5 feet grl was on the steering, screeching an whooshing and ziped away, giving me a deadly corner side.

"What the hell.................. a girl, gave GHOURI a croner side."

" ok chick, i m on it"



accelerat to FULL>......... 30>50>90>

khybaaney ittehaad, ended. and they were just blowing there dust on me, after all it was a civic yaar

got them on a signal, over took them, and the didnt give them a chance to come in front

all the 4 grls started Shouting, , GhORUI,, GhORUI,, GhORUI, GHOUDI, GHOUDI, GHOUDI..... .

DHA phV, zamzama, Saudi Embasy, Muzammil asked me to slow the car, waisay bhi haalat sahi nahein hey, the rangers will gonna blow up in my @$$, so i went light on speed. The girls got upto my car, and all of them showed us their F#$%^ fingers, "screeeeeech" and off the go...........

and i was lyke " Abey yaar chod, bachian thee"
and the rest of the psngrs went BUAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!!!

though it was a short 5 minute scene, but hell funny and full of excitement.




i think aaj keh lye bohat bore kardya hey, baaki phir kabhi karunga, i dunno how to upload pics here, warna u wud have seen some nice stuff rather than reading this #$%^&, prolly i shud ask Fire Cracker.



or haaaan

i wud have catched them up, but the scene was somewhat ODD


Them
Honda Civic Vti Oriel 2005
Vtec Engine, Electronic Fuel Injetcon
1600 CC engine
180 Horse Power
they are running on petrol
4 chix + 1 driver
50(4) + 70 = 270 KG


us
Suzuki Sedan 1990
Carborator Engine
1000 cc engine
128 Horser Power
Running on Methane(CNG)
ME + Muzammil + Fahad + Bilaal + Zubair
80 + 100 + 55 + 90 + 80 = 405 Kgs

Tuesday, February 14, 2006

14th Feb. Valentines Day!!!!!

Yoo peeeps :-P
am here again,
Today is the valentines day. My very first in the UNIVERSITY, though am not much of a Valentine celeberator, but this was a li'll special.
Coz today, i spent the whole day thinking and fantasising about the girl i 'HAD' my biggest crush on. And then, decided to quit this love shov thingy, coz i m not gonna get anything in this 'THING' :-S. First of all, i cant do against the religion, coz i LOVE it, i have a passion for it, though i m not much of a Practicer. She belongs to a totally diff sect, and i 'CAN' bear her, but may be she wont. lekin abhi uski baat to aae hee nahein na. My frnds keep forcing me, why dont u just offer 'FRANSHIP', but what good will it do to me/her. I dont wanna be like rest of the @$$es 'DIL-PASHORAs'

Oh kkkk.... forget it
why am i wrting all this here, its ur Valentine's Day, so guyz/gals ENJOY :-D
have a blast :-D


My valentines day took off very very very sadly, at like 1:00 am in the morning, I came across an ORKUT profile of a girl. She was beautiful, Smart, Young, prolly in her 20s, and oh GOD............ :-(
she died. I went thru her testimonials and her scrapbook, every bodyposted that they miss her, but the most emotional part for me was the one, when she got it. Prolly in the Nov '05, she got pneumonia, cudnt control it and had the heart fail on 1oth Jan '06. Oh god, the scraps posted to her, b/w her illness period, that was so sad. May her soul rest in Peace.
I req. all u ppl to just have a look at her profile and spare a minute for Fateha for her.

http://www.orkut.com/Scrapbook.aspx?uid=14807852894839647388&na=3&nst=-2&nid=14807852894839647388-1137128043-17029871901322585670

I scrapped many ppl presnt in her book, to Fateha for her, instead of jsut scrapping her, or shud i say her profile. Oh god. Life is soo Cruel
Though i didnt know that girl even a bit, but i cried, can u imagine, I just CRIED. She had left so many ppl behind, to cry for her. :'-(

Oh ALLAH, please have mercy on US.










after the whole thing.
For the very first time in my life, for the very first time in my whole damned dooomed life, i wishe a girl VALENTINE's Day. My frnd SANA. i have the most zabardast setting with her. Donno how it got in, but I just luve her. not like that peeps, coz she is a Mrs. NOW :-P
but She is the one, jis se baat karke bada HALKA HALKA lagta hey, If ure reading this SANA, i wonder, u'll make me thin one DAY :-P

Wishing valentines day huh??!!!

who else???!!!
coz i have some really bad experiences regardin this day.

In MAtric, i wished HINA, "hey Hina, happy valentines day" and she went lyke "WHAT THE HELL DO U THINK OF URSELF :-X who do u think i m, ur GF!!???!????!!!!"



what the hell is all this, yeh saaley pakistani LOG, inke dimaag mein gand ke ilawa kuch aur hee hee nahein, har baat ko wahein le kar ajaatey hein.



me goin off!!!!!!!!!!!!!. Coz BEE kee class hey :-P


bye


phir milengey :-P

Sunday, February 12, 2006

Ghouri, again on the BLOG world

yo!!!!!! guyz

sheza infected me with the BLOG virus
and here i m, AGAIN, to tangle this blog world up.

as this is my first day, toh no CANDIES for u right now.
hit back sooon, as ur gonna find amazing things here, INshallah :-)