February 15 2006, anth MAZEY wala day :-D

alarm went ON at 6:30 am in the morning, "WHAT THE HECK, CAN"T EVEN SLEEP IN THIS CRUEL WORLD..... :-X"

i put off the alarm and lyed dead on ma bed again,

7:10 am 'AACHHOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, aahhhnn what time is it btw??

"OH SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, got late :-O" i rushed to the washroom, hurried with the toothbursh, got all the toothpaste over my kanduura, put on my last day clothes, khooob sara perfume :P, gaadi kee chaabi, and yeah, to the Parking area, only to find that Chowkidaar has not washed the car yet. " OYE, syed wali, sheeshey saaf kar, am running very latem jaldi kar"

I was in a hurry, coz its my daily routine, that whenever i take my car to UNI, i pick up Rowaid from the Balouch Pull at exact 7:45am.

and u guys must shud have watched my driving skills today,

yeah 1st gear >> 40
2nd >>> 60
3rd >> 100

Saddar to balouch pull in 12 minutes
record time.

and what was the result? Rowaid sahab wasnt there, kyun bhai, coz kal tyte waala phadda ho gaya tha, and hes still in his bharamz. And u dont even have the idea, how boring is it to drive 'ALONE' to FAST-bhains colony :-3


In the University
"Abey ghouri, too agaya, khuwaari hey aaj toh yaar, koi class hee nahein hogi"
"nahein yaar, obaid, u dont know, i m repeating ITC, aur meri class hey, 3rd slot"
"bore din hey yaar aajka"
"chal aik kaam kartey hein, meri class keh baad, WALL's Gola Ganda one sea view"
"jhakaas"


12:00pm
5 motey motey guys
me, Zubair, Bilaal, Muzammil and a patla dubla Fahad Akhtar
loaded into my car
and after a long, full of chit chat drive of 1.5 hrs, WALL's Parlour
tyte Gola Gandas, and Zubair goes "Abey yaar pait nahen bhara, aik aur loonga"


:-O
duhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!
Golay Gandey se pait nahein bahara :-S

*slaps of forehead*





aur is sab keh baad agar aik TE-HEL, sea view kee nahein maari, toh sab bekaar hey,
and we headed for sea View, only to find that a Govt. Grls school is out there on their picninc
with amost 2-300 grls


AHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! HEAVENSSS!!!!!! :-P



Bilal bhai wanted to do some JOCKEY stuff, aah not the UNDERGARMENTS Jockey, but the real JOCKEY, after a long bargain with the ghoda waala, bilal bhai handed a 50/- bill to him
and climbed the poor horsie.

GHODEY per GADHA!!!


Ghoda waala started Showing off!!!
"Arey mera ghoda toh eyh , yeh to woh....."

Bilaal called me, i said "WHAT?"
he asked me to tell the ghoda waala, the stats of HIS ghoda,
and i started

"Its not difficult, rather, easy for me. Its a thorough breded stallion, specially breded to pick up weight, aur pull weight eg. a cart or something.........and on n on n on"

Ghoda wala :" Arey tumhein nahein pata, aik GORA bhi hey merey saath, LANDAN se aya hey"
i said " YAH RIGHT!!"



Thodi see ladkian dekhi, pointed out some very lash ones, u dont find like those very often, not even in KGS or City school :oP



Phir kya, back to home,
this is the point when real shugal started,

A Honda Civic, fully loaded with Cute girls, yah, by cute i mean real CUTE, they were from CITY, their UNIFORMs told me :oP
their driver was sitting on the psngr seat, and a mere 5 feet grl was on the steering, screeching an whooshing and ziped away, giving me a deadly corner side.

"What the hell.................. a girl, gave GHOURI a croner side."

" ok chick, i m on it"



accelerat to FULL>......... 30>50>90>

khybaaney ittehaad, ended. and they were just blowing there dust on me, after all it was a civic yaar

got them on a signal, over took them, and the didnt give them a chance to come in front

all the 4 grls started Shouting, , GhORUI,, GhORUI,, GhORUI, GHOUDI, GHOUDI, GHOUDI..... .

DHA phV, zamzama, Saudi Embasy, Muzammil asked me to slow the car, waisay bhi haalat sahi nahein hey, the rangers will gonna blow up in my @$$, so i went light on speed. The girls got upto my car, and all of them showed us their F#$%^ fingers, "screeeeeech" and off the go...........

and i was lyke " Abey yaar chod, bachian thee"
and the rest of the psngrs went BUAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!!!

though it was a short 5 minute scene, but hell funny and full of excitement.




i think aaj keh lye bohat bore kardya hey, baaki phir kabhi karunga, i dunno how to upload pics here, warna u wud have seen some nice stuff rather than reading this #$%^&, prolly i shud ask Fire Cracker.



or haaaan

i wud have catched them up, but the scene was somewhat ODD


Them
Honda Civic Vti Oriel 2005
Vtec Engine, Electronic Fuel Injetcon
1600 CC engine
180 Horse Power
they are running on petrol
4 chix + 1 driver
50(4) + 70 = 270 KG


us
Suzuki Sedan 1990
Carborator Engine
1000 cc engine
128 Horser Power
Running on Methane(CNG)
ME + Muzammil + Fahad + Bilaal + Zubair
80 + 100 + 55 + 90 + 80 = 405 Kgs