Sunday, May 25, 2008

Tallaaaq !

yes!
tallaaaq!
let me tell u from the beginning...
wat u see below is a SUZUKI Sedan, 1000cc Car, Made in Japan, with 48 BHP engine, two front disc brakes and two rear drum brakes. Sanden Air Conditioner, and Oyrsa CNG with inflex cylinder. Keyless entry and power locks. The machine, which looks like a beauty right now, is at that current moment was registered on the name of Mohammad Talha Ghouri s/o Mohammad Asghar Khan Ghouri
this piece of machine was born in 1990, and was then shipped to Karachi. what a MANHOOS day that was. IT WAS destined to fall in my lap one day, and that atlast happened. I got into FAST, and my dad was like...ur a big boy now... wanna have a car?
arey? naikee aur poooch poooch? ZAROOOR!
a guy... who didnt have a bicycle for years after his mid-school, suddenly gets an offer to have a CAR, u cant imagine the excitement in me. Poooooorii university mein, i used to hold each guy for a minute and tell him, keh my dad is buying me a car. aur hua kia?
i fell in love with a Charade Racer, dad wasnt in town, and the moment i was about to give money to the car owner, daddy calls, "Beta, charade na lo, buy suzuki instead, it will re-sale easily"


>>>>>>>>>ZOOOOOP!<<<<<<<<<<

*SHOCK*
wtf!
i said "OK" and disconnected the line.
my friend was with me, uska bura time tha... saara ghussa us per nikla, i was at the CAR MARKET, and then started searching for a SUZUKI. i made up my mind, bhale KACHRA Mile, lekin car lunga toh AAAJ hee.
all the khybers and mehran,.. they werent appealing... i called daddy, said " daddy, i dont like suzukis dibbaas, if u want me to have a suzuki, i'll get a big car then" he was fine with it, and sent me a couple of thousands more.
and eventually out of excitement, hurry and be-waqoofi, i ended up buying THIS car, R-3750.
at the first glance it looked quite good, nice car, fresh polish, clean engine and all...
and turned out to be a disaster in the end.
MY GOD!!!!
but whatever that was...
today... whatever i AM, i am coz of that machine. Believe me you!
i lacked confidence, i lacked street smartness, i lacked fashion, i lacked everything a Karachi GUY must have in him. This car took me to places, made me meet with diff people, helped my increase my social circle, got me into everything i AM RIGHT NOW !
but aik khuwaaish reh gaye... no girl was there to sit on the front seat, lol, except bobby baji :P
for new readers, Bobby Baji is my elder sister, married with a kid mashallah! and yah.. BOBBY is the REAL name :P, loooong story. Prolly my daddy would love to blog about it :P

oh the car thing...
i am thankful to GOD, that he gave me THE car, though keh us mein har woh masla aaya, jo keh aik car mein ho sakta hey, but on the brighter side, it made me learn about the machines.
we had FUN, all the events and happenings coz of this car. Thank you daddy! and thank you mama, for keeping spare change for me, for the car's maintenance.

thank you friends, who pushed the car when it broke down, thank you ASAD SHAH, who was always thr whenver my car screwed me up.
but pasthooon movies mein hota hey na... they kill the injured horse...
my car wasnt injured, but it had cancer, it was dying, getting screwed up, kabhi yeh masla kabhi woh masla...
phir bhi i kept it working and running, but in the end... wasted all my savings and the result was ZINCH, it still used to get paralyzed on roads and give me headaches.
phir bhi i didnt kill IT :D
i gave it a divorce... though i still love her, but cant afford her, now that bitch has a new pimp.
Omar Ghazali :P
may he rest in peace with the car :P
on 19th of May, 2008, i gave up my car...
all the readers.... ur the GAWAAAH now..

mein apni gari ko talllaaaat deta hun
mein apni gari ko talllaaaat deta hun
mein apni gari ko talllaaaat deta hun


now... am looking for a new ride...
a SEXY one...
have u seen any Rollas or VICs for sale?
DO let me know!
and pray...
keh ab naye car mein, front seat per bethney wali bhi koi ho jae
=)

my garage is still vacant...
as well as the heart :P


cya!

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

sab se pheli baat tera dil ka garage khaali hi rehne wala hia jab tak k kisi larki k saath zabardasti kar k tere saath shaadi na karayee jaye tab tak :P

aur hamara naam bhool gayee kamine hum ne bhi dhakke maare hain humari bhi yaadein hain is khatara k saaath :D

beizzati bhi buhut karayee hai is ne humari burgers k saamne
yaad hai PDC mein jab CBM ki bachian jaa rahi thi apni bari bari cars mein hum teri car k paas nahi jaa rahe the aur shukar hia nahi gaye kyun k tyre hi phus para hoa tha

haye yar kitni yaadein hain teri car k saath ab nai car le phir us ka bhi kachra karen ge hum log :P

Ghouri said...

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@ sumair

seriously yaaar...!!
bohat yaadein hein....
thank YOU!
rameez
farrukh
ahmed hussain
martz
aon
moiz
salman
ahmed shah

=)

jin jin ne dhakka lagaya hey is khatara ko...
bu khud yaad kar, this car made us see the world isnt it?

and yah!
who can forget the Pearl Continental Scene...

@ readers
PC Hotel, last summer, MICROSOFT Pakistan Software Develeopers' COnference. 7 days in PC
Valet parking hoti thi roz...
last day, in the end, valet se car park karrai.. aur waapsi per tyre punctred...
it was hell embarrasing moment..
PC ki parking mein, wearing expensive suites, hell expensive wardrobe, and we 3 were changing its TYRE
:D
dua kar... new car jaldi ajae...
aur achi ajae..

jo bhi hey yaar... i still love my old one, and cant forget her.
it was like.... my first LOVE
:D

as far as dil ka garage, tu dekh...
new ROLLA mein, University Road per hee dikhunga tujhey
:P






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lubna said...

Very nice blog theme (Y)

Ghouri said...

thankuuuuuuuuuu
lubna baji !

:D

Unknown said...

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N WAISAY BHI YEH GHOURI KA BLOG HAI USAY ITNA LIKHNA CHAYE MERA NAHI ;-P

LAKIN YAAR YEH BANDA BOHAT ACHA THA HUMNAY JAB BHI HANG OUT KIYA GHOURINAY HI APNI KHATARA OPPS SORRY JANAZA OPPS SORRY APNI BUGGATI NIKALI
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HUMNAY DHAKKAY MARAY
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BUT TERI KAHATARA YAAD ATI HAI
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TERI NEW CAR KI BHI HUM BAJAYENGAY K..........
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LoLx :-p

Anonymous said...

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