heart break story!

its 1 in the morning,
am not sleepy enough to go to bed, neither am in the moood of having a usual BETHAK with my friends on appartment stairs.
its 26th of March 2008 now.
and probably, these might be the worst days of my life...
life has been screwing up my ass these days... and am soooo pissed off, feel like jumping off my 9th floor's balcony.

i have a feeling that i m jinxed. q?
pata nahein, am running out of words here... but i WILL blog this. why? because, if in future i ever forget this feeling, this post will be there to remind me...

it all started last week, just like resident evil, aik choti si ghalti, and then chain of incidents keep on occuring, bloody zombies munching on ur ass every now and then...
its almost the same, my FATE replaces the zombies here. i bet those zombies wud have been a li'l more merciful

all this what happened these days, was destined since last summer
when i fell into a crush.
i read in some URDU novel, banda phisalta to khubsurati ko dekh ker hee hey, mohabbat to baad mein hoti hey
i dont really know keh mujhey mohabbat hui ya nahein, but! phisla to mein tha
NED University
10 months.
10 MONTHS!

being very unsocial with girls, i accept i dont know how to approach a girl, and i thought internet might come in handy
after a couple of sessions, SHE BLOCKING me, ME HACKING into her account, UNBLOCKING me, it ended up, me being a dheet, and she being he lachaar.
though.. it was not a decent act, little hello-hi chat sessions got started.

khair, thats another side of the story...
but it got along quite smoothly till march 3rd week.

i had a coundown placed on my every single remindin device, for her bday, though i didnt need it. it was on my mind all the time!

then...
the weekend, the worst of my life started.
my car broke, got overloaded with digitaleyez stuff, hectic driving routines, paying guests ran away, marketing meetings, late night driving routines, and then... ran into some drunk police walas...
who smashed my car first, and then ME.
still an ear of mine, is part deaf!
the very next day, Public Relation stuff, subah 8:00 baje se

UIT
SSUET
NED - 5 departments
KU- 2 Depts
KSA
SBS
CAMS
Aptech
Arena
IBA
then
park towers for lunch..
a hectic day it was
and thats the place where the real shit started happening...
the flower boutique there... had the most beautiful flowers, i have ever seen in my life, on display.
i bought them right away, and dispatched to HER, on the birthday. the intentions were just to give her a surprise, and the obvious happened. it became a disaster for her.
i have NO idea, how can i ever act this lame, this in-decent.
pata nahein, how bad the scene wud have gone at her place.
i hope she didnt cry...
it makes me feel sooo bad, it stabs my soul just to imagine her crying.
her mother called up, scolded me, i reacted in the most decent way i cud, and gave my apologies.
i never intended to humiliate anyone, or make fun of her.
that moment, i was in a shock, tried to call back then, but no one answered the call.
the very thing i found was, she deleted me from each and every socilizing community on internet, blocked me, and deleted me.
it was all expected...
i had this strange feeling since then... her cousin comes to me in campus today, aur bharam karata hey, i can do nothing in reply... coz i m the illict one here

i tried to give her an apology call, but she doesnt even want to talk, her male friend said, keh stop bothering her, and leave her alone.

am left wid nothing to do..
i cant let it go like that...


i wish her best of luck in life.
i pray, she'll never cry again.

but i wont let go that easily..
maybe not now..
but in future...

GOD do the rest and the BEST!

-Stupid Stalker (failed)

IEEE NETCom 2007, a SUCCESS atlast!!

official url

http://khi.nu.edu.pk/subsites/netcom/

hey guys, me again
so punters... the hottest thing going on the previous days in UNI was NETCOM 2007, organized under/with the affiliation of IEEE, and under the keen sights of our MIGHTY SENIORs 8-P, we made this thing a success in the END =D
NETCom ka charcha UNI mein shru hua, 40 days before the planned event date!
I had no idea keh kia scene hey, kiun scene hey, kahan se scene hey, aur kis ka scene hey, buss... aik senior, jis ko i HARDLY knew, comes to me and says "ur gonna make a website in 2-3 days for NETCOM, and SUMAIR Zafar is ur head!"
eh?!?!
excuse me?!
webdesing, eh?
and SUMAIR Zafar? 'MY' head?
oye SUMAIR tujhey !~#$%^&*)( aata hey?? 8-P chalo khair...
this senior ended up in being the most jaano seniors of them all... and he was OBAID bhai! i am not gonna forget the way he asks u to do something!
"GHOURI! ho jaega na, ANTHAM! wala!???"
"SOMI.. karde yaar! outclass "
the shine in his eyes, and the passion for the event, OUTSTANDING !!!!we joined the team, when outa 4000 students in FAST khi, hardly 30-40 guys knew keh a THING is gonna happen on 31st march! and everyone came asking me sumair or farrukh keh KIA scene hey!made a chalaoo chaapa site in 3 days, it got approved and we started working....we joined the NETCOM mailing list, or yahan se PANGA shru hua,
Ammar, a TE guy, my fav. too, really has terrific design skills, ghalti yeh hui, he designed a GREEN template :P and I comment-ed keh it looks like, as if the template is bemaar(sick!)iski translation logon ne ghalat ki, aur thooooora sa mahool kharaab hua, i am really very sorry ammar... ur really a gem of person!
no harsh feelings yaar, please ^_^ but ammar did really a sexy job guys, its HIM, really HIM, who gave NETCOM, the shashkaas, it deserved, the logo, the design, the theme, the creative work...
SEXCELLENT!
hatss off!
as the event date came closer, rush started increasing in the NETCOM HUB, aur us tooofaan ne ONLINE room ko bhi ghere mein le lia!loooked like, as if, SAB AWAAMI chal raha hey. i bunked classes, bunked labs, aur masti mein time pass karne, online room mein enjoyed the chit chats, the discussions...
2 freshmen punters, Areeb and sohaib got in, nice fellas really, helped alot, being 0% experienced, they did really a gr8 job!

zoraze bhai!.. the MUNSHEEE... i m really impressed yaar... the way he and arsalan used to do HISAB KITAAb, yeh paisay kahan gaye, woh kahan gaye!

donno keh Rabia baji ki post kia thi, but she was always motivating... thru her smile.... i wonder, her jaws never hurt, she keeps on smiling always!
Faisal bhai!
HATS OFF!!! the way this guy fought for netcom, didnt see it live, but JITNA SUNA HEY, us se idea ho gaya! he is really a WARRIOR :P BARA BARA WARRIOR!

Munir bhai... JEYE!!! yeh toh apna punter hey!! Event se aik din pehle! raat mein 10pm, call aati hey..UNI jaana hey!
abey!!! paagal hey kia!! =D
damN! believe me u guys, raat keh 11:00pm, kharadar ki JAM PACKED streets mein, gaari chalana, woh bhi tab, jab DAAWAT-e-ISLAMI ne tooofan machaya hua ho! its one hell of a job, really! :P
raat ko 1:00 baje UNI pohnchey! almost got killed on the highway! UNI mein toh bhai! RONAQ MELA!! har banda aise kaam kar raha hey, jese apne VALIMA ki tayyari kar raha ho! so much dedication, passion and what not! excellent!

event start hone mein 2 hrs baaki hein, TIE pehen kar, perfume lagane keh baad bhi kaam karwaya yaar :P chaandniaan bichae tables per! =P
really enjoyed the thing!event shooted off GOOD! Guest of honors, as usual, LATE!! but competetion start hogaye! didnt get the chance to visit all the competitions, but e-Zenith mein really maza aaya,
RAKESH Bhai! excellent planning done yaar..! AS good as expected! but A/C rooms mein hota, toh it wud have been better, with STOOLS provided to the participants!

Short Movie/animation contest was about to start. Lubna baji was like " talha, car hey?" haan hey, "please pencils laa do, rubber wali!"
eh?! O_O
but the way she asked, "OOO SHOOO SWEETT,, please laado na" koi bhi laade... sirf 5 pencils keh lie 2 saal baad, poooora BHAINS COLONY chaan mara, in my car... can u believe it! pooore BHAINS COLONY mein RUBBER wali pencils nahein mil rahi...
Farrukh was like, " oye, tie pehen ker, car mein ghoom rahey hein, log samjheinge zameen khareedne aae hein" :P
itni sakht garmi, us keh ooper, car ka A/C went BYE BYE!aur 5 pencils ka sawaal hey bhai! bari mushkil se, found a book shop, pencils khareede and headed back, half way back, **screeeeeech** *brakes*
"oye! yeh sharp kis se kareingey O_O ? ?? ?!?!?!" phir waaapis gaye, Sharpner lene,belive mein guys, BHAINS colony ka chakkar laga hee lo, bara interesting area hey :P

now the moment came! jab mera DUMBOOO hogaya!
i participated in the Animation comp."POSTAmazers araha hey" yeh toh sunne mein aa hee raha tha, but when i saw, keh unke 2 BIG Desginers are the jugdes, i backed off. coz my thing wasnt worth displaying in front of them. i even asked YASIR, SAAD, keh bhai MAT LAGA meri animation mat laga, but masti mein they showed it up!
got caught! keh chaapa scenes, chaapa story!
didnt get INSULTED really, but yah, kuch izzat bhi nahein hui!
uske baad, thori tabyat bemaar si hogaye, coz i was up whole night! was really really tired, no naashta no nothing, and i had my car with me, agar thori der aur rukta, toh i wudnt be able to drive BACK home, is lie left the campus early at 4.
today is MONDAY! first day after the event, UNI mein enter hote heee, every other eye was staring me! kahin koney se awaaaz aae, oye cheater!!!
:-/
ab yeh toh chalega... woh bhi pooore 3 saall, have to bare with it! but the saddest part is, keh rumours have spread around the whole campus, keh GHOURI ko zaleel kardia, uski baja di, rota hua gaya hey, audi se nikaal dia and what not!aaj sab ka sab suna! will say nothing! dont feel like giving explanations to every other person, and why shud i even do so?
i dont give a $#!t

though am a picture freak, but didnt get much time for pics then... but jitni bhi pics hein, they are available at http://picasaweb.google.com/geekydevil

all in all, EVENT was a big success!
i know... keh mein ne poooori kahani mein HASEEB bhai ka zikr nahein kia...woh islie, coz this guys hardwork cant be explained in words dude! Haseeb bhai ki puppian toh 2 saal se sun hee raha hun, i was already his BIG BIG BIG Fan 1 saal se, but i m in LOVE with this guy NOW!!HASEEB bhai!ur really and idol doooood!
i love u!
we all do!

not sure about the chicks though ! =P










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You know, ur in Karachi when.....

You know you are from Karachi when...


1. You get shocked when someone stops at a yellow light
2. You never really know what to say when someone asks youwhat there is to see in Karachi
3. You give "missed calls"
4. You've never really seen a tourist
5. Its December and you attend 5 mehndis/shaadis in one nightand end up meeting the same people at each of them
6. You use the phrases "kya scene hai?" or "scene on hai"
7. You still have some of Everest Videos movies and don't planto return them
8. You've met a Parsi
9. You feel you never have to wait in line if you are with"lay-diss" (ladies)
10. You've bought a DVD of a movie that hasn't even been releasedyet
11. You actually go "out for coffee"
12. You used to go for tuition even though didn't need them
13. You categorize people as "burgers" or "melas












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Treat got FUCKED up !

hey guyz, my day started with excellence... coz of the dream i told u..
if u have no idea, about what dream i am talking about, check out the post below this...

Baad mein, balcony mein gaya, toh pata chala keh DAAWAT-e-Islami ka juloos hey bhai!
chalo khair!
roads sab bandd!

My treat was due at pizza next, millenium mall, 4:00 pm, toh got ready, put on my pants, shirt, and then called Ahmed.
Neechey utar kar pata chala keh chowkidaar took my car keys and went to SHERSHAAH!!crap!
ab! kia KARUN!!!

bhai.. rickshaw pakra, aur Millenium pochnchey...
sab se pehle washroom ki rasoomaaat poori ki, then haat muun dhone keh baad, started our window shopping, AON and AHMED SHAH were with me. Spotted Somi and Ferrukh thr.
Farrukh was really looking a BOY today, warna toh saala poora mard lagta hey =D
PIZZA NEXT jaa kar bethey, and started wating which never ended...
20-25 min baad i got bored, we all camer out, sab ne cigerrete jalai, and call ahmed chota... he was in the way tht time... Cigerretes ka kia hey, foran khatam ho jaae...
baad mein dubara piizza next mein waiting and wating and wating...
but no one showed up except ahmed chota, tht made ur total of 6 guys

-Ahmed Chota
-Farrukh
-Somi
-ME
-Aon
-Ahmed Shah

jab keh i invited all of these ppl

-Osama
-Asad
-basit
-salman
-moiz
-aon
-ahmed
-JD
-Mani
-farrukh
-somi
-ahmed chota -rameez
-obaid
-paracha
-kk
-mirza
-butool
-sheza
-anam
-humera
-farah
-muneeba
-sana
-komal



out of the 25 ppl
only 5 showed their asses there...
yeh log paagal hein, jo time nikaal kar aae, mein paagal hun, jo ulloooo keh pathhon ki tarhan wahan wait karta raha?

but jinhon ne TOPI de di... woh toh paagal ho hee nahein saktey, coz unke toh bohat bhaari hein
right?

ham unke bharamzz kahan se utha sakein ge?

i got only 3 sms's back, keh kuch problem hey, i cant come!baaki 17 loggg kia kuttey bech kar marr gaye?

i really got disappointed today!
i dont have words.. like... I was gonna pay, u only had to eat SHIT!
mujhey koi award nahein mil raha tha, i only wanted a quality time with friends!

DUH!!
not gonna waste more of my energy noW!!


Thanx to my punters who really came!
thank YOU! yaar..
i LOVE U!
i really enjoyed the time


Pizza next keh baad indulge mein bhi maza aaya....
=)
thanx!














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pics of TLC DEBATE Competetion, UPLOADED at
http://photos.yahoo.com/ghouri_420












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my Dream girl !!!!

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I read in a book, not sure which one, keh u cant see or imagine a COLOR/face, in ur dreams which u havent seen even once in ur lifetime...
its 1:44pm right now, and i just woke up from my bed at 1:20.
I rushed to my computer to post on the blog, b4 i forget about the best dream of my life..
it was like, i am in Lahore, nobody told me keh it was LAHORE, but i got the feeling, keh LAHORE hee hey, and then, she, the girl, the girl of my dreams, she comes to me. I cant forget the looks, the charming, glowing face, the makeup, the lipstick, the earing she was wearing, the perfurme she was wearing, i STILL can smell it. Her face, it didnt resemble any of the girls i know, even a single bit. I wonder, kaun thi, it was a LOOOOONG sweeet dream, we went for a long drive, took millions of pics, met her mom and sister too, BONANZA mein :P

jo bhi hey... i really cant forget this girl till the end of this world...
i wish, real life mein, i get the same girl...
AMEN!

i cant forget her simplicity
i cant forget her cuteness
i cant forget her glowing face
i cant forget her breath
i cant forget her cherry lipstick
i cant forget her smell
i cant forget her TOCUH!
aahhhh!!!!!!

i wish i wud have kissed her,
pata nahein kiun nahein kia! =(














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TLC arranges an INTER-UNI Debate competetion, and .....

Yo!
friends... =)

The Literace Club organized a Debate competetion at FAST Main campus, and.... obviously i volunteered =D !!q?q?
Q??

aiwaaeein... coz am a farigh banda, and all my friends who were with me are FAARIGHer than me :P.
well... the day started smoothly, first of all, in the morning, as usual, my car didnt start easily, 10 min ki mehnat keh baad, car start hui, toh i called rowaid to ask him to wait for me at the bus stop, but bhai ka postpaid connection, and its suspended coz of no bill payment !
Called babar, bichara raaste mein bus se utar gaya, and i picked him up on the way.

I was loooking sexy maaan!!! :D
but SOMI ki baat hee alag hey, mujhey toh complex hota hey bhai! really, koi BANDA itna chikna kese hosakta hey :P
Among the seniors, the HOST guy, donno his name, he IS the cutest guy in FAST, beleive me U

But LUBNA Baji, and Rabia baji were looking really good today!
Mehwish saleem keh toh bharam hee khatam nahein ho rahey they, kher... aranging his kinda event is not tht easy in know!Lubna baji asked me, somi and raamu to stand at the main gate for reception thing, and escort the participants to the AUDITORIUM.
aaah!!! 2 hrs in the sunlight, damN!! mera GORA RANGG!!! gaya!!
DUH!
:P

met osama the real way after soo many days, i really miss him, aik hee UNI mein hone keh bawajood milne ka moqa nahein milta...
Debates were not that impressive, sab bachon ki tarhan speeeches de rahey they, none of them were presenting like UNI goers...

got to read one of the forms, filled by PAF KEIT's ppl annonymously, and.. MANN!!
u shd have read it...
itni burai FAST ki toh FASTians bhi nahien kartey,.... UFFF!!!
felt like kicking tht guys ass
really :D
in the end it was good, bus aik DUMBOOO hogaya....
in the end, the results got mixed up, like they gave the first prize to the wrong girl...donno what happened after tht, coz i zipped from the scene...

GIRL se yaad aaya, the girls were bas normal!
not like, we were expecting, expecting as in HOT BOMBS :D
jahan se sab se ziaada umeed thi, CBM, wahna se 2 particpants aae, tht too in BURKA! :D
mashallaah!

but phir bhi yaaar :D
and u shd have checked out the teacher who came with the CAMS ppl, man!! she was HOT or what !
aisa lag raha tha, keh uska tailor karpa khaagaya, aadhe kapron mein...
AON studies at CAMS
end mein woh bhi FAST agaya tha, and ittefaaq se, tht teach MA'am SANA is his instructor too...
bhai ka time toh bara acha guzra... he was like, MA'Am aaye, mein aapko fast ghumaao :D

the conclsion is, bari mehant ki, khaapa acha tha LAROSH ka...
event was good, the participants were moslty PHUSS!!
but FASTians were all ON, ON as in.. full charged...
acha maza aaya...
aur mujhey pata hey, keh tum log abhi tak parh rhaye ho toh bore bhi hogaye hoge :P
i'll post the pics sooon...
as ssooon as rameez gives me :D












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and...... GHOURI returns....

Hey friends, finally am back...i knew, this break wasnt meant to last forever, but didnt know keh it wud end up so soon.... only a year :Pchalo khair...
the thing is, MUNIR Bhai's blog really really inspired me to start again... Though his blog is ultra chool, with all the ultra lash pash techie stuff, and mine is full of crap, per kahin na kahin se toh start karna hee hey na...
so friends.. this post is to just say a HI to all of u...
eh?
'ALL' ? :-^3-4 logon keh ilawa aata kaun hey idhar?
khair hey..but now DO keep on visiting punterz... and hope keh i add somehting usefull here... till then, enjoy reading the previous posts.... like i did, since the last 1 hour :P

and yah... this new BLOGGER thing is really cool, specially the text :D




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Flashback Memories 8'-{

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oye!guess what?!?!its 1:48 in the morning and I was looking at our OLD pictures, got a FAST FLASHBACK of events, which i didnot even remember!Umrah trips, b'days, and the pics, which were taken coz PICS are to be taken aise hee :-/
and u know what 8O
i AM missing tht place

:( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(

the best part was, keh, DADDY was with me, i am missing HIM BADLY now. real BAD [:(]i want him to be with me





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SHIT !

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A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground in a large field. While it was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on it. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, it began to realize how warm it was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.

Moral of the story:
1) Not everyone who sh*ts on you is your enemy.
2) Not everyone who gets you out of sh*t is your friend.
3) And when you're in deep sh*t, it's best to keep your mouth shut.




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Yeh baat samajh mein aaye nahein :-S

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Ye baat samajh main aai nahi

Aur Ammi ney samjhai nahi

Main kaisay meethi baat karoon?

Jab meethi cheezein khai nahi

Aapi bhi pakaati hain Halwa

Woh aakhir kiyon 'Halwaai' nahi?

Bhayya ki mangni ho gai kal

Kyun kal hi 'Dulhan' mangwaai nahi?

Ye baat samajh main aai nahi

Naani ke miyaan jab Nana hain

Dadi ke miyaan jab Dada hain

Tab Aapi se main ne poocha

Baaji ke miyaan kiya 'Baaja' hain?

Woh huns huns kar youn kehnay lagi

A bhai nahi youn bhai nahi

Ye baat samajh main aaai nahi

Jab naya maheena aata hay

Bijli ka bill aa jaata hay

Halaankey Baadal bechaara ye bijli mufft Lutata hay

Phir hum ne apnay ghar Bijli Kyun Badal se lagwaai nahi?

Ye baat samajh main aai nahi

Gar Billi ' Shair' ki khala hay?

Phir hum ne ussay kyun pala hay?

Kiya 'Shair' bohat nalaayak hay?

Khala ko maar nikala hay?

Ya jungle ke Raja kay yahaan Kya milti doodh malaai nahi?

Ye baat samajh main aai nahi

Kiyoon Lambay baal hain bhaalu ke?

Kyun uss ki tind kraai nahi?

Kiya woh bhi Ganda bacha hay?

Ya uss ke Abbu bhai nahi?

Yeh uss ka 'Hair Style' hay? Ya Jungle main koi Naai nahi?

Ye baat samajh main aai nahi

Jo Taaray jagmag kartay hain

Kya unn ki ' Chachi Taai' nahi?

Ho ga koi rishta sooraj se?

Ye baat humain batlaai nahi

Par Chanda kaisa mamoo hay?

Jab ammi ka woh 'bhai' nahi?
Ye baat samajh main aai nahi Aur Ammi ne samjhaai nahi

Main kesay meethi baat karoon?

Jab meethi cheezein khai nahi...

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Some Golden Words, Touched my Heart !!

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To realize
>The value of a sister
>Ask someone
>Who doesn't have one.

>To realize
>The value of ten years:
>Ask a newly
>Divorced couple.

>To realize
>The value of four years:
>Ask a graduate.

>To realize
>The value of one year:
>Ask a student who
>Has failed a final exam.

>To realize
>The value of nine months:
>Ask a mother who gave birth to a still born.

>To realize
>The value of one month:
>Ask a mother
>who has given birth to
>A premature baby.

>To realize
>The value of one week:
>Ask an editor of a weekly newspaper.

>To realize
>The value of one hour:
>Ask the lovers who are waiting to Meet.

>To realize
>The value of one minute:
>Ask a person
>Who has missed the train, bus
>or plane.

>To realize
>The value of one-second:
>Ask a person
>Who has survived an accident...

>To! realize
>The value of one millisecond:
>As k the person who has won a silver medal in the Olympics

>Time waits for no one.

>Treasure every moment you have.
>You will treasure it even more when

>you can share it with someone special.

>To realize the value of a friend:
>Lose one.

BADAA size n AQAL choteee 8-X

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why does it always "Padhta wadhta toh hey nahein, kya teeer marley ga"

why do ppl love to poke into others' matters???!!
why do they love to critisize negatively on others'?
why do they love to pass SICK comments on others' woh bhi aise hee?


FINE, if i missed Cal's Class, why does it bother Fahad MIRZA 8-3
the biggest, most idiot, most pathetic, most mini IQ-ed @$$ in the world.

who gave him the right to predict my Future???


it happened TODAY, in the morning, at the ENG. Block, when he asked Osama,

"is ladkey ka kya baney ga"
these words ablazed me from toe to head.

OK FAHAD, u Started it, U!!!!!

Now i m gonna predict "UR" future!

I asked him, " Where do u see, urself, 10 years from NOW!!??"

and there, he sat blank n DUMB!!!

i'll tell u bachey!

10 yrs from now,
U will be working in the Highest reputed E-comapny in the Pakistan
as a Project Head
in the Research n Development Department
u will be earning 3 lakhs per month
u will own a 2000 sq yard Villa at the most POSCH area of karachi
it will have a 200 yrds Swimming poool in it
in the parking porch, there will be 3 shiny, big, luxirous, latest n most expensive cars, parked for ur service
u will have 2 li'll cute kids,
they will be studying in the BEST school in Pakistan
u will have a Beatiful n obedient wife
U will live a Life, every body wishes for


"AMEEEN", thts what Mirza said.
"Summa Ameen", thts what I said.



"Now, do u know, where do I see my self 10 yrs from NOW?! "

" JIS Company mein tum kaaam kar rahey hogey na, woh company MERI HOGEE "




*the end*








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iFace Picture Day

YO !! guyz, me back, with a BIG... eerr... mini BANG!!



Haan toh punter log, hua yun keh....
we had an iFace Picture Day organized at my Universtiy, dont xactly remember the date but it was FUN. All the committee members dressed up in Blazers or Jackets. But some of the asses also wore COATs, they dont even know the diff. b/w Blazer, jacket or a Coat,

P.S. If u too, dont know what that is, let me tell yew 8-P

COAT woh hota hey, jo aap shaadi per silwaatey ho 8-P

even i didnt know that 8-D
bubloo's pop told me that.....

Khair....
the day was excellent. I decided to go with my car. The scene was full time Executive :-D, me, wearing a cotton, full sleeves shirt. with a CK tie, dress pants(for the first time in my life), and my Blazer hanging on the back seats' window. with the seat belt tucked in, here i go to the Baloch Pull, to pick up rowaid
and as usual, Rowaid bhai ka khooob wait kya, , and he ditched me, MUSLIM COACH se bhaag gaya,


my TEMPERATURE got to HIGHEST LIMITS at that time
"CRAP!!!! now again, i'll have to drive to bhains colony ALONE"

ITNA GHUSSA 8- !!!!!!



rolled up the windows, started the A/C, fan to full......, tilted the seat, and zoooooooommm, that day, my car almost broke up, i drive so fast. at the end, it doesnt even matter, QAUIDABAD per traffic JAM 8-3

took me 20 minutes to cross tht area, and my car's temp. rised to DANGER level, coz the A/C was ON.




UNI pohanch kar, i served tyt gaalyan to rowaid, and then, CALCULUS kee class, got an sms "Abey kahan hey, photoshoot shru ho gaya hey"
excused my teacher, and reached the Shoot area, only to find that, it will take an hour for my TURN.


HAD my best time with OSAMA then.

"Abey OSAMA!!! SUIT bhi hey, Tie bhi hey, Shoes bhi polished hey, shave bhi bani hui hey, baal bhi set hein, perfume bhi mehngee waali lagai hey, ghadi bhi anth waali pehni hey, muun bhi dhula hua hey, gaadi bhi baahir khadi hey, QAAZI (rowaid) bhi mojoood hey, yaar, aaj toh kisi ko, QUBOOL kar hee lung" :P

and the reply came

"abey, chal Computer Sciences Dept. mein, koi na koi toh mil hee jaaegeee" 8-D

Saw some real *CUTE* faces that day, prolly, they were the seniors.

"Abey osama, yeh toh kabhi dikhteee hee nahein hein, aaj kahan se tapkee???!!!"




ALLAAH!!!!!!!!!!

karachi mein itna HUSN hey, mein aaj tak kahan tha :P




in the end, u dont even wanna lissen, u dont even dare to lissen to my tragedy, merey sir per kya pahaad tooooota,

my ZIPPER Broke 8-O
damn
shit
fuck
crap!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NOW WHAT in the hell am i supposed to do???!!!!!!!!!!

Ghouri : "osama, yaar zipper toot gaye hey"
Osama : " BUHAHAHAHAHAHA! "
Ghouri :" Abey kuttey, kaminey, zaleee, khabees, tujhey hansee arahi hey??!!!"

and then, osama or meri MUSHTARKA koshishon keh baad, atlast, my zipper got working


30 minutes went by, and it BROKE again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 8-3

now what??!!!
" better go home now," and thts what i did,

khair it was a fun day :-)













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My first day in BUTT BROTHERS !!!!

.

OOHH YESS !!!!!

Whose the man??
whose the MAN ??!!

oh yess!!!

I AM THE MAN!!!!!!!!!!


I came to UNIVERSITY Today, by BUTT Borthers!!! Route # 6.

OH YESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


it all started today, when i asked ma mom for the BUS KA KIRAYA, and she said." AB tumne points kee fees pay kee hey toh, point se jaao"


DAMN !!!!!!!! 8o3


abey yaaaar, ab ragging ho geeee.

i wud have used the UTS-8, but why shud i "KHULLA-fy" my 1000/- Pocket money Note.

and i started walking towards the Stop, imagining what wud happen to me in the Point!!

and then, a slight cool breeze, waved thru my body, giving me a Full spout of Confidence.

"ABEY BHAAAD mein jaaae
woh agar MAILAAY hein, toh mujh se bada MAILAAA koi nahein"

after a long long wait of 15 minutes, there came the red POINT :-).

The point was totally empty with only one soul alive in it. I took a seat and here it goes, POORA Karachi ghumata raha. One by one stdnts kept coming.

My mate, who took the seat, besides me, seemed to have taken drug or something. From the Agha Khan University to FAST, he kept sleeping with his head on my shoulder, snoaring like DEVIL.
that was hell lota scene.

no raggin at all!! 8oD

YAAYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*two thumbs up*



But the only thing which seemed weired to me, that the Point mates, who use to sit on the Back seats, are simply SICK

They were cussing, cursing, and using pretty sick languge, with their voices raised to FULL.
i dont have an idea how do girls survive in the point.
Dont they feel ODD????? :-S






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